Has anyone else noticed Tony Abbott’s ‘uhhh’s’ sound a lot like Tina Belcher’s?
It is not your fault that you have grown up to be a manipulative, hysterical hypochondriac. You have been hopelessly indulged by your parents.
You have taken advantage of my kind gentle nature and have drained me emotionally and financially. But hey, I’ll recover. Keep the poxy ring.
Thanks for the good times, not.
P.S. I think it must be obvious from the above that I will not be marrying you on 6th May 2003”